Here are a couple April Tools Day Jokes from ToolGuyd, Thanks for doing your homework, so I can lean over your shoulder and copy the answers.
- New 18V Rechargeable MIG Welder (ToolGuyd)
- Snap-on Buys Central Purchasing/Harbor Freight (UncleJoe via GarageJournal)
- Congress Bans DIY Home Improvement (HomeFixated)